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Re: Carbon Footprint

by WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 23, 2008 at 06:46 PM

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:45:08 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-FC32AF.14450823062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):

> In article <0001HW.C4855B8F000BFFD1B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>  WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 
>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:20:22 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-576E36.11202223062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>> 
>>> In article <0001HW.C48544050008EBEFB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>> 
>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:47:22 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-1F3E7A.07472223062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>>>> 
>>>>> In article <0001HW.C48503730000A209B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of animal

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carbon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just
parroting 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> elsewhere.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave dirty

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss
this 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cockatiel.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking is 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> budgie.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's
poems?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they are
so 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> loon-ly?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> believe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather
bittern 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into an 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> auk-ward
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> position?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do
it
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emu-se 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then what business are you heron?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because in badminton I could not hit
the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> birdie 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon in
you.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then why are you such a boobie and keep 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even
flock 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> christmas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tree
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can tell as you are really limpkin.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just wading through it
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good reef -- you are looking for trouble.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not atoll
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoal enough.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shore-ly you jest
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And leave you strand-ed?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I will surf ?the web and find a map
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do not think that will tide you over.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time will tell, look in the current events in the
news 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sea.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only to en-gulf your stream of thought
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will brook no one doing that to me.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't go runnel-ing off in the wrong direction with
this.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will channel my efforts not to.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rill-y !
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just keep babbling on as it is no longer as ?river-etting
as 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lake-ly I have been thinking the same about you.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is something to pond-er
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you will sea the truth.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be abyss-mal
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Mere-ly the facts.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Well, I am bored-walking eating salt-water taffy
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> and floundering too I sea, stop coasting along and prolonging
our 
>>>>>>>>> surf-
>>>>>>>>> fering.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Yes, we do seem to be awash in this
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Stranded on this topic?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Yes, the son of a beach left me here
>>>>> 
>>>>> Sands to reason...
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As far as being mean, he is without pier, but fortunately I was able
to 
>>>> find 
>>>> the quay home.
>>> 
>>> He is part of the jetty set?
>>> 
>> 
>> He had trouble with blood clots in his legs when traveling so he had to

>> take 
>> wharf-arin
> 
> That can give berth to a whole lot of new problems.
> 

That is why he needs a dock
 




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