In article <0001HW.C4859FEE0019618DB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:45:08 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-FC32AF.14450823062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C4855B8F000BFFD1B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> > WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:20:22 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-576E36.11202223062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>
> >>> In article <0001HW.C48544050008EBEFB01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:47:22 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>> (in article
<mlevinespmfltr-1F3E7A.07472223062008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> >>>>
> >>>>> In article <0001HW.C48503730000A209B01AD9AF@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> >>>>> WhoMe <whomepuns@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind of
animal
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carbon
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A coal Mynah
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just
parroting
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> elsewhere.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You Toucan leave
dirty
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> footprints.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't we discuss
this
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cockatiel.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No amount of talking
is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> budgie.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about a parakeet's
poems?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you think they
are so
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> loon-ly?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some are gull-ible and
will
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> believe
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling rather
bittern
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coot
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now it is your tern
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To do what -- get put into
an
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> auk-ward
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> position?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would be a loon-atic to do
it
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And certainly will not do it
to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emu-se
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hate to roo-in your day, mate
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then what business are you
heron?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doing a round-robin s****ts event
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why does it have you grouse-ing?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because in badminton I could not
hit the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> birdie
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those hustlers really have a pigeon
in you.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I know they are hawksters
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then why are you such a boobie and
keep
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I am a birdbrain as I cannot even
flock
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> christmas
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tree
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can tell as you are really limpkin.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just wading through it
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good reef -- you are looking for trouble.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not atoll
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoal enough.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shore-ly you jest
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And leave you strand-ed?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no, I will surf ?the web and find a map
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do not think that will tide you over.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time will tell, look in the current events in the
news
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sea.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only to en-gulf your stream of thought
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will brook no one doing that to me.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't go runnel-ing off in the wrong direction with
this.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will channel my efforts not to.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rill-y !
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just keep babbling on as it is no longer as
?river-etting as
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lake-ly I have been thinking the same about you.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is something to pond-er
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And you will sea the truth.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That would be abyss-mal
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Mere-ly the facts.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Well, I am bored-walking eating salt-water taffy
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> and floundering too I sea, stop coasting along and prolonging
our
> >>>>>>>>> surf-
> >>>>>>>>> fering.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Yes, we do seem to be awash in this
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Stranded on this topic?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Yes, the son of a beach left me here
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Sands to reason...
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> As far as being mean, he is without pier, but fortunately I was
able to
> >>>> find
> >>>> the quay home.
> >>>
> >>> He is part of the jetty set?
> >>>
> >>
> >> He had trouble with blood clots in his legs when traveling so he had
to
> >> take
> >> wharf-arin
> >
> > That can give berth to a whole lot of new problems.
> >
>
> That is why he needs a dock
Considering the drunks he runs around with -- it had better be a dry dock.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc


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