=93Did I tell you about the new woman in the personnel department?=94 my
pal asked.
=93Nope,=94 I replied.
=93Well I went down to her office, to take a look at her PC the other
day and we had quite a long chat about cars. I was telling her about
my new Jag and as soon as I mentioned it, she started telling me that
she=92s got itchy *****.=94
I gulped and asked, =93And what did you say to that?=94
=93I said, I=92m not in the slightest bit impressed,=94 my pal continued,
=93I=92d rather have a s****ts car any day, because I think all of those
Japanese four-by-fours look the same.=94
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