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Re: 9/5 Puns

by Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 9, 2008 at 10:29 PM

Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 07:56:50 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> >>> <mammal@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> found these unused words floating about:
> >>>
> >>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 18:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>> <CorKa@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Buffalo Chialkt wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 23:15:34 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>>>> <CorKa@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> fredmiller@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> news:<3fb029ee$0$3787$afc38c87@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
> >>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 21:48:16 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>>>>>>>>> <CorKa@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> found these unused words
> >>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ynotssor wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After careful consideration by a team of government
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ibepokin.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That got a rise out of me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I've heard that's not hard.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Let's meat and find out. :-)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> OK - I like to chew the fat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> That'll bison time.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> She wants some of me jerky, too.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> What's your beef? Don't want me to see your raw hide?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> It's the tanning he'll get that he should be concerned about.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> You've suede me.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> You can leather my hide, soap lease a condo date me some w'hair
> >>>>>> salooner than later, pleas.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hay, are you skinny kid?
> >>>>>
> >>>> Woodn't ewe lick to gnaw. :-)
> >>>
> >>> Sheila, he's just a skinny dip.
> >>
> >> That explains why I can't bare him!
> >
> > You can't bare me a heir?  That's a raw hide.
>
>  It's a chamois he won't accept hand rubbing.

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Re: 9/5 Puns
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni  2008-05-09 22:29:01 

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