A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money
and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants ***, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks
you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you, too.
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