Zimbabwe is no joke, maybe; but - any takers?
The Boss there said only God could remove him, but when God tried to do
so,
God was beaten up until he changed his mind and gave the right answer.
Idi Amin gave his trouble-makers the choice between being eaten by crocs
or
lions. RM gave them no choice - he fed them to his loyalists.
Saddam Hussein was removed by God's Own Country, but RM can only be
removed
by God himself (so it is claimed).
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and Robt
Mugabe?
One's white, one's brown, and one's black.
What happened when Mugabe died?
Zimbabwe ceased to exist.
A child accidentally spelt RM's name incorrectly, as Mug-I-be. That child
was never seen again.
What is Freedom in Zimbabwe? Voting for RM.
What is Democracy in Zimbabwe? Result first, vote later.
What is a bad result in a Zimbabwe election?
When the Boss only gets 99% of the vote, and the dissenters can't be
located.
What was the greatest insult Zimbabwe ever suffered?
Great Britain was offered its colony back, and refused.
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