LEX NATURA
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Once there was an Apeman,
Whose Brain worked Overtime,
He discovered Natural Law,
And Everything was Fine.
'Cos this Law is Decided,
By what you Say it are -
You can speak Dogmatic,
Or, Ex Cathedera.
With Natural Law, you can wear Clothes,
And Dine, with Knife and Fork.
Reside in Hut, or Palace;
Drive Car, instead of Walk.
But what you really canNOT do,
Relates to (Horrors!): *** -
You cannot wear a Condom,
Or Nature you will Vex.
Nor can you go a-Loving,
Of your Darling Spouse,
Ignoring Nature's Rhythm,
Brings Wrath upon your House.
Result is that the Apeman,
He Multiplied, like Mad;
Until a Population Crash,
Left Remnant, feeling Sad.
So, now some ****d Apemen,
Scratch Living, Dwell in Caves.
Natural Law - Triumphant !
Pox Vobis***, Death by AIDS.
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