Years ago I knew a joke (for lack of a better description) that started
like
this:
Q. What's long and hard and sticks out of a mans pajamas in the morning so
far that he can hang his hat on it?
A. His Head.
Q. What does a man do on two legs, a dog does on three legs and a woman
does
sitting down?
A. Shake hands?
and the punch line was:
Q. Are you a tortoise?
A. You bet your sweet ass I am. (This was the only profanity in the joke.)
There are several other parts to this but I have forgotten them and I
can't
find them on the internet. Can you send me a pointer to a website that has
this joke or do you know the other parts to it? If so, please forward to
me.
Thanks,
Bob
