Henry W. Farkas wrote:
> The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
> person in the world."
>
> So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
> their claims verified.
[snip]
> Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
> confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
You misspelled Princess Camilla Parker-Bowles.
Rosie might qualify as the most horrible shrew, though.