On Dec 1, 1:30 pm, o...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(O. Sharp) wrote:
> (This was a reply to an internal memo at work, which included brief
> descriptions of events taking place nearby. One of these was "Disney's
> Princesses On Ice", and it drew the following reply.)
>
> Mr. ---:
>
> While your house re****ts are normally punctual, accurate, scintillating
> little things I must take umbrage with your house re****t of 16 November,
> where you refer to _Disney On Ice_ with the phrase "the magical goodness
> of Disney magic". I shall pass over the redundant nature of this
phrasing
> in silence, but must point out that _Disney On Ice_ is hardly the
"magical
> goodness" you speak of. It is a stinging horror. It is but one arm, one
> appendage, one fear-inducing tentacle of a multinational cor****ate
Cthulhu
> plying upon the dreams and fears of innocent young minds for its own
> dark-green slimy profit. It is a terror incarnate, its "leader" a
> six-foot-tall grinning rat, its Cyclopean works luring thousands of
> innocent children to its cultlike "amusements" and its workers upon this
> Earth wearing oversized false heads - daunting animal-like masks! - to
> ****eld the eyes of the unsuspecting from the soulless horrors doubtless
> beneath. Even their nefarious founder - Walt, the _true_ "Disney On Ice"
-
> by his own hideous will has been encased in freezing, unending cold in
> hopes that future generations of his minions may someday reanimate him.
> There is no "magical goodness" here, Mr. ---. There is only a terror and
a
> madness beyond human comprehension, reaching, _reaching_ toward the
living
> world, devouring reason, leaving only darkness and savage creeping
terror
> in its wake.
>
> ...That said, you're right about _Mulan_.
>
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I used to work in the public service. This memo rings a bell. It
just reeks of political correctness.
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