Ah, the PC version. I heard it when it was, "What-sa da noise?"
Doubting Timus wrote:
> J Phineas retired as an insurance claims adjuster and moved to his
> chalet up in the hills with a determination to Go Local.
>
> So, of course, he first bought a chainsaw.
>
> In a week, he brought the item back to Ludy's Saw 'N Chaw.
>
> "It ain't no good," said Phineas. "Why, I can do better with a handsaw!"
>
> Well, says Ludy, let's have a look-see. So he jerks on the pullcord and
> it goes, *"Whappa-whirrr-rummmmmm!"* and Phineas is wide-eyed.
>
> "What's that noise?"
>


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