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by SherLok Merfy <brewhaha@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Apr 4, 2008 at 05:52 AM

On Apr 2, 11:27=A0pm, Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Fr...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 19:14:06 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>Yo is easier to spell.

It's easier to figure out that "Yoh" is not pronounced "Yaw" (az in
yaw, pitch, and roll), because
nobody has to pretend that a rule says "Vowels at the end of a word
are always hard, and they
aren't always soft in the middle of a word, either. When a consonant
is doubled, then you can roll dice on whether the previous vowel is
soft, and who was the moron who decided that vowels at the end uv a
werd ar awlwayz pronounced 'uh'?". i.e. "Cornice", "Precipice",
"Notice", "Beta".

> >>>>>> For you maybe.
> >>>>>Oy, the insults !
> >>>> Mos has converted to Judaism!
> >>>No perversions here.
>
> >> I'm sure there are Jewish perverts, kid. =A0Don't you know that it's
no=
t
> >> nice to stereotype?
>
> >Jews are perverts when they type in stereo !
>
> I'm not even going to pretend to understand that one.

Everything in some of my sound files can be traced back to a
keystroke; the literal meaning dijit-al.
These days, "sampled by the numbers" or "quantized" qualifies as
diJital.
<a href=3D"http://www.mynumo.com/ringtones/preview.php?
Cat_Id=3D1&Cn_Id=3D4812"
>Jerminal Tranzmishun</a>  I hav a fan.

> I'm not jewish, so nobody has to pretend that joke wasn't lame.

> >>>>>>>Yo is easier to spell.

If you can blame enywun for my regyuul@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 speling, it's all those
authors like Mark Twain and Stephen king who try to write dialect in
quotation marks without eny jenerally aksepted regyuul@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 spelling
(restricted to twenty-seven letters) in place. My mother didn't teach
me to spel very much at all that I can remember. I only use mekanikl
spelling when I want Grammatik to go over something. If aI think abowt
speling vehry kaarf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 dhen yuu miit az wel goh bak tuu grayd wun.
_______
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Babble Bin</a>
 




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Re: Yoh Momma So Fat...
SherLok Merfy <brewhah  2008-04-04 05:52:13 

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