A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
only 25 cents!"
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