1st Hillbilly Bubba: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air
conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly Bubba says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she
bought one of them new fangled war****n' machines!"
1st Hillbilly Bubba says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly Goober says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than
both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day
lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies Bubba and Billy Bob say: "Well, what's so dumb
about that?"
3rd Hillbilly Goober says: "She ain't got no pecker!"
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