I was trying to help my son look into colleges, and yesterday he handed me
the phone, really excited, and said, "You have got to speak with these
guys." I fumbled the phone, picked it up, and heard, "--online. We offer
perhaps the best-rounded of degrees, and from day one our students are
equipped with a top-of-the-line Dell running up-to-the-minute Vista.
Besides
the ins and outs of Office 2007, we address back-end issues, giving
students
a grounding in Visual Basic .NET, striking the right balance between
"reach"
and "rich," and a thorough groundings in Flash-based design and web design
optimized for the latest version of Internet Explorer. Throw in an MCSE,
and
marketing-based communication instruction that harnesses the full power of
PowerPoint and covers the most effective ways to make use of animated
pop-ups, opt-in subscriber lists, and--"
I interrupted. "Excuse me, but what is your institution *called*?"
"The Aristocrats."
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