Heston Family Has Difficulty Coping with his Death
The family of Charlton Heston is re****tedly having a hard time dealing
with his death Saturday night. "Taking the guns from his cold dead
hands - much creepier than expected," re****ts a family spokesperson.
"Even though he gave us permission to do this several times, the rigor
mortis made it fairly difficult, and way creepier than you would
think."
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