The 1st kind of *** is called: Smurf ***.
This kind of *** happens when you first meet someone and you both have
***
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of *** is called: Kitchen ***.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
are
so ***** you will have *** anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of *** is called: Bedroom ***
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your ***
has
gotten routine and you usually have *** only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of *** is called: Hallway ***.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of *** is called: Religious ***.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun
at
night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of *** is called: Courtroom ***.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of *** is called: Social Security
***.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
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