What follows are the latest entries in the one-liner file. These are jokes
which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I
post
such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly
selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to
killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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>From: qroy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: i saw that
Did you see the article in the woman's mago titled "All Men Are Liars"?
It was right next to the push-up bra advert.
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>From: sanduku@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(paul box)
>Subject: animal communications
(With kind respect to Steve Irwin)
Animals have many forms of communication. For example, if a stingray
sends a barb anywhere into your torso, it generally means "no I'm not
a 'beauty'-- put me down!"
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>From: cmorgan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Clark Morgan)
>Subject: PageGate humor
Q: Why do Republicans cry after ***?
A: Mace.
[ credit to caller on 10/2 edition of Stephanie Miller radio show ]
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>From: darsys@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Eric A. Seiden)
>Subject: Two One Liners
I just married Miss Right. I didn't realize her first name was Always.
Why do most men die before their wives? They want to.
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>From: grem1999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Wilson Morris)
>Subject: the difference
What is the difference between a camel and a legislator ?
A camel can work five days without drinking.
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>From: ndallen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Nigel Allen)
>Subject: Trans****tation humor
Do railroad workers with substance abuse problems have track marks?
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>From: kgma1956@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Mark H. Kijima)
>Subject: Quotable Quote
I can't be bought with money. I can be bought with a LOT of money.
Charles Barkley- commenting on a fan signboard during the post-game show
of the NBA Playoffs on TNT 5/07/07
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>From: katie@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Katie Tyson)
>Subject: 26.2?
Overheard on a bus from Boston to New York:
"The Boston Marathon is really famous, I think because it's the longest
one."
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>From: henry@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Henry W. Farkas)
>Subject: Networking defined
Networking:
What happens when, for a as long as a moment, billions
of things simultaneously fail to go wrong.
-Dan Farkas, 3/3/2007
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>From: jwj@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Joseph W. Jackson)
>Subject: Great Typos
From S****ts Illustrated we get this wonderful advice for the
Rockies' pitcher, Ubaldo Jimenez, on how to defeat the Red Sox.
"Jimenez's game plan should begin with aiming his hard staff toward
the middle of the plate."
http://s****tsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/tom_verducci/10/25/five.cuts.wednesday/index.html?bcnn=yes
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>From: kevinwoller@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: Does this taste funny to you?
I was at a convenience store the other day and noticed a new product:
Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky. I didn't try any because I thought it might
taste funny.
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>From: siobahn.morgan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Siobahn Morgan)
>Subject: Warm birds?
Looking at the headlines at the BBC website this morning, I noticed the
following "teaser" in the Science/Nature section -
Great tits cope well with warming
My first reaction was "Well, duh!".
My second reaction was "Is this also true for boobies?"
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