An Israeli and a Palestinian are watching a Western. In the movie, a
cowboy is riding bareback on a particularly wild horse. The Israeli,
being aggressive, says to the Palestinian, "I'll bet you 10 shekels he
falls." The Palestinian, being impulsive, replies immediately, "I'll
bet you he doesn't."
The cowboy falls, and the Palestinian forks over 10 shekels. The
Israeli, feeling that famous Israeli guilt, refuses them. Then he
admits, "I've seen this movie before."
The Palestinian replies, "So have I. But I thought he would learn by now."


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