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An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of
whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old
mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there bru****ng some of the dust from
his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun
in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked
at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did
dance. I just never wanted to. '
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well you old
fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's
feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When
the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned
around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule,
drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The
crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass? The
gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted
to!!!!!!'
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=A0MESSAGE: Don't mess with us old farts . .
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