Mahmoud Ahmedinijad, the President of Iran,
called George W. Bush on the phone late one
night.
"Mr. Bush, I just awake from a remarkable
dream and I want to share it with you."
"Well Mr. Mindinajar, what was your dream?"
"I dreamed that the USA had gone through an
enlightening reformation and in front of
every house was a huge banner."
"That's intriguing, Mr. Mindinajad. Tell me,
what did it say on these banners?".
"They all said the same thing: Allah is God,
Allah is great", stated Mindinajad, as if he
could taste victory.
"It's quite odd that you should call me about
a dream because I just awake from a dream in
which there was a sign on every building in
Iran."
"And what did these signs say?"
"I have no idea; I can't read Hebrew."


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