[Shamefully stolen from Josh Backon who posted it to scjm]
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It's 1958 and a little old Jewish lady is in a Brooklyn movie theatre
watching Ben Hur. She suddenly gets up and screams, "Stop the movie !
The lions are eating Jews!!". The usher runs over and whispers,
"Relax.
The lions are eating Xtians". She sits down. Two minutes later, she
again yells, "Stop the movie!!". The usher runs over and asks her
what's
the problem now. She says, "DER LAYB IN VINKEL EST NISHT!" [the lion
in
the corner isn't eating]
