Jokes you want?

Some of you have whined about the lack of jokes here.

I'm in a hurry, so here are the punch lines to some funny jokes. Details
on 
request.

"A sample he wants? What kind of girl does he think I am? He's a business 
man, so tell him references, I'll give him."

"She had twins, prematurely. The elephant's OK but the calves were very 
fragile. Unfortunately, yours died."

"So you left the safe open. What's there to worry about? We're both here."

"Cuuuuuut veeellllveeettt."

"What he's doing with my wife upstairs, I'm doing with his business down 
here in the bar."

Leon