nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:42355471.8320351C@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down in the corner using
> extremely
> > > bad language.
> > > A: That's swored dancing.
> > >
> > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down on top of a very old British car.
> > > A: That's Morris dancing.
> > >
> > > Q: What's that map of England doing jumping up and down for?
> > > A: That's Country Dancing.
> > >
> > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down in the corner with no clothes on?
> > > A: It's Simon Smith and He's Dancing Bare.
> > >
> > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down with all his arms and
legs
> in
> > > plaster.
> > > A: Break Dancing.
> > >
> > > I was going to do one about Ballet as well, but it was just tutu
> difficult!
> >
> > Q: What is that armed man with combat fatigues doing jumping?
> >
> > A: He's Contra dancing.
>
> Contra Dick Shun: Peasant running away from a Nicaraguan fascist rebel
who's
> intent on raping her!
>
> (The cowardly bastards only picked on defenceless peasants in remote
areas -
> and the US sup****ted them!)
>
> Sandanesta: A sea turtle.
Beware of the Mosquito Indians!
